Behold, the 2014 Audi R8 4.2 quattro Spyder! This bad boy has less than 50,000 miles on it, averaging less than 5,000 miles per year. It's practically brand new! And let me tell you, this car is a head-turner. People will be staring so hard, they might run into a light pole. But don't worry, the R8 is equipped with safety features to protect both you and the light pole.

Now, let's talk about the factory default features. This baby comes with a 4.2-liter V8 engine that will make your heart race faster than a cheetah on Red Bull. It also has all-wheel drive, so you can confidently take on any terrain (except maybe the moon, we haven't tested that yet). The sound system is top-notch, and the seats are so comfortable, you'll forget you're not lounging on a cloud.

In summary, the 2014 Audi R8 4.2 quattro Spyder is a sleek, powerful, and comfortable car that will make you the envy of all your friends. Just make sure to keep a low profile when you're driving it, unless you want to be swarmed by paparazzi.